Holiday Van Damnce Party
Come one, come all to the Easton Fourth Friday Arts Festival. Outdoor festivities include art, music, food, dancing, and a special public funksicution by Package. Bring your flip flops.
Part II of the Package miniseries continues at Centro in Allentown.
Join us as we fertilize the beautiful funk garden at Centro in Allentown.
In light of the current healthcare crisis, Package is offering a free Funkcare Clinic. Come get your lollypop.
Heritage. It's what Package will be preserving in the form of the greatest of all American traditions:
Please help us honor our brave men and women who have funked before us so that we may ensure the funk heritage gets passed on to the next generation. Did I mention Heritage? Just checking.
All set for the school year but still feeling a little empty inside? Grab a friend or 5, mosey on down to Time and experience what the opposite of separation anxiety feels like. Free pencil sharpening, No.2's not required.
1 out of 1 John Travoltas choose Package to be his Saturday Night Soundtrack.
Congratulations!! You did it!! Your brain is done for now, but your body has work to do. Grab 17 of your closest friends and lead your procession down to Time to experience the Funkmencement.
Leonid meteor Storm? Every 33 years.
Halley's Comet? Once every 75 years.
Package playing at Time on a Saturday night? The rarest of them all.
Come help Package in making this Saturday a truly special night. We even have a few surprises in store for you. So apply a fresh coat of Package and rock out with confidence.
Like this guy:
Pity the fool that doesn't come to the Package Holiday Spectacular.